No joke: Elon Musk’s Boring Company delivers on promise of $500 flamethrower

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The Boring Company’s $500 flamethrower gets a demonstration. (Elon Musk via Instagram)

We thought Elon Musk, the billionaire CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, was kidding when he promised that his tunneling venture, the Boring Company, would follow up on its sale of 50,000 logo caps by selling flamethrowers.

We even thought Musk was kidding when it turned out there was a stealthy, password-protected page on the Boring Company website, offering flamethrowers for $600.

But he’s not kidding, folks — and the flamethrower is a steal at $500 for pre-orders.

Musk touted the sale in a series of Instagram posts and tweets this afternoon, soon after his announcement that the maiden launch of SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy rocket was set for Feb. 6:

Say hello to my little friend …

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Great for roasting nuts 🔥 🥜

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Is that even legal? Is it safe? Musk has clearly researched those questions.

I’d be less scared of the steak knife, personally. Selling flamethrowers is permitted under federal regulations, and several companies do indeed sell them. One company even sells build-it-yourself flamethrower instructions. But state and local laws — for example, in California and Maryland — can be more restrictive. It’s best to check before you buy.

Some of Musk’s fans voiced qualms:

Musk himself demonstrated what not to do with a flamethrower:

Don’t do this

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But perhaps the big question hanging over all this is … why?

One answer is that Musk enjoys turning wild and crazy ideas into reality, whether it’s sending people to Mars, digging transit tunnels beneath Los Angeles or marketing logo items like hats and flamethrowers.

And when it comes to this particular wild and crazy idea, the source is most likely the 1987 movie “Spaceballs,” a Star Wars spoof that also inspired the “Ludicrous Mode” label for the top speed setting for Tesla’s Model S electric car.

In one scene, Yogurt (a Yoda-like, wisecracking guru played by Mel Brooks) declares that merchandising is “where the real money from the movie is made” — and shows off his wares.

“Spaceballs the T-shirt! Spaceballs the coloring book! Spaceballs the lunchbox! Spaceballs the breakfast cereal! Spaceballs the flamethrower!” Yogurt says. “The kids love this one.”

Will the kids love these flamethrowers, or is it a lawsuit in the making? Stay tuned for the sequel.