We’re all in favor of staying hydrated via eco-friendly reusable water bottles, but tumblers decorated with corny sayings like “Live Laugh Love” and “Carpe Diem” simply won’t do for us. We prefer a drinking vessel with a little more sass, and luckily, the internet is full of options. Online retailers like Etsy and Cafe Press sell tons of badass reusable bottles that feature some of our favorite four-letter expletives, and we seriously want every single one.
If you have a potty-mouthed BFF who always brings H2O to the gym, or a planet-saving, curse word-using mom who refuses to buy plastic water bottles in bulk, any of the profanely decorated reusable water bottles below would make the perfect holiday gift. The recipient will certainly shower you in a f*ck ton of “thank you’s.”